Random mumblings:
On the way back from Jusco after doing some CNY shopping.
me: Whoa! Imagine, you're almost 40!
my brother: What? My age or my waist?
In the car, talking about my motorbike riding skills.
the bf: Last time you ride bike like this, hahahah!
(straightens arms and body rigidly)
me: Where got?? Who said???!! You go and belief those blokes ar!
the bf: Hahahah! I can just imagine...everybody siam when they see you...KY, K**** tengah makan, B****** kaki cramp, all will run like hell when they see you....it's like, if they see you and cow dung in their path, they'd rather kena cow dung than to get hurt....hahahah!
me: @$#($(%&(&%#(@!!!!
On designing a bedroom for a 90 year old man.
the lady: This is actually a guest room but for now, it is going to be used by the client's 90 year old father who is in a wheelchair
me: So we should have some allowance for the wheelchair to have a comfortable turning radius at the wardrobe area right? But that would affect the symmetry of the overall layout and design....
the lady: Oh the client said to prioritise the design....he said his dad would only be using it temporarily..
me: Wow they have another house?
the lady: Errr...he didn't mean it that way.....when he said temporary, he meant....
me: OH!
Dad and his first gift of bak kua this year from the bf.
dad: When I go to Sabah, I'm gonna lock this in my room. THIS IS PRECIOUS COMMODITY!
At the pizza place with friends.
WL: WAH!! Look at the wind! So strong!
B******: I can't see wind. Can only feel.
WL & me: -_-
On msn with an ex-colleague.
me: I can't believe I'm in my mid 20s!!
ex-colleague: I can't believe I'm already mid life!!
I have a new obsession. Bubble Breaker! (a.k.a Jawbreaker). The bf is trying his very best to break my current record of 1386 (*haulian face). Nyehehe.
Chinese New Year is coming! Yay! The only thing missing now is a new handbag.
Chinese New Year is coming. The only thing missing for some people is a home.
Johor was hit by the worst flood in 100 years. It's like God is washing away all the sins of the state. They have the highest crime rate in the country. They have weird and sick cases of rape and murder. They have the worst drivers (Penang comes second, trust me. They are just stupid. JB drivers are stupid AND inconsiderate AND stupid AND ah bengs AND stupid, oh I said that already?). They make KL drivers look like saints.
Andriy Shevshenko is so hot!
posted by me @ 1/29/2007 12:55:00 AM
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