Friday, November 25, 2005

I feel like blogging today.

Short hiatus caused by the sudden workload piled onto me.

Not that it was much, enough to keep me occupied for 8 hours at least.

And the fact that I "lost" a potential KL side project. Why do I have to be based in JB??!! Argh!
(*Voice in head: Because YOU chose this path, you moron).

For those who are in the dark, I'm a part time designer. Am not gonna disclose my day job though. All I can say is that it's totally different from what I was used to doing previously.

It's Friday. I shouldn't be so sien. But being rejected for the first time.... First cut is the deepest (Rod Stewart)....sob sob
(*Voice in head: Stop being so drama can or not?)

Well on a more positive note, best friend (ok let's call her LengLui, don't ask me why she chose to have that nick on my blog) does NOT have herpes. So called sores and blisters were caused by Rove Beetle bites. She went to the clinic, doctor was not in. So some young chickadee nurse diagnosed her as having herpes and gave her medication. LengLui happily went back to the office and started chatting with me via msn dengan selambanya about herpes. That woman didn't know what herpes was until she surfed some sites and of course with some info from me (the informative one). Well obviously she went for a second opinion immediately.

LengLui says:
ok came back
LengLui says:
THANK GOD ITS ROVE BEETLE
LengLui says:
ok let me tell u the whole story
me says:
PHEW
LengLui says:
i went in, i told dr "i think i have skin infection"
LengLui says:
the dr straight away say "this is not skin infection"
LengLui says:
i almost died, i dunno what could be worse than herpes
me says:
wahseh
me says:
LOL!!!!
LengLui says:
its rove beetle
LengLui says:
then i said "thank god"
LengLui says:
and he said "why, kena bite also so happy?"
me says:
LOL!!!
LengLui says:
"i went to in plant clinic they told me it cld be herpes"
me says:
hahahahahahah
me says:
and then?
LengLui says:
"who told u? herpes normally occur near lips or genital"
LengLui says:
"dr O told u??"
LengLui says:
"no the nurse"
LengLui says:
"why u see the nurse pulak!!!!!"
me says:
LOL!!
LengLui says:
then i told him the dr takda
LengLui says:
then bla bla other things abt rove beetle, that they fly high so must close window b4 it turns dark
LengLui says:
i actually told him "the nurse told me it was stupid herpes and scared me to death"
LengLui says:
those were the exact words
LengLui says:
i was so relieved i didnt bother to jaga my words

Moral of the story : Never trust young chickadee nurses. Can trust older ones though. Or young chun doctors. Or young chun male doctors. Young chun male doctors with nice looking hands. Young chun male doctors with nice looking hands and who looks like Jay Chou. Yummy.

Ok my Friday afternoon doesn't seem that sien anymore.

Friday, November 11, 2005

I know i have no life whatsoever for about 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Being the good ahlian wannabe that i am, i help answer calls the whole day. (I am not a receptionist by the way).

(Ok i dont just answer calls, i do other stuff too. But that is for another day)

The one thing that irks me is when i receive calls that are meant for someone who is unavailable at that present moment, and when they are informed of their unavailability, the caller proceeds to pour the WHOLE STORY of why they are calling.

Shit man, i take SHORT messages lar.....like name, company and purpose of calling. Not "I already faxed over something and there are 4 forms that needs to be filled up. U see, these four forms are very important because you all will need it when u all go to Singapore. The first form is about bla bla, the second form is about bla ba, the third, the fourth.....and if you all dont fill up the forms wait will...bla bla.....so can you please go and check?And if got please pass it to Ms.X?"

Anyway i went to check and lo behold! It's THERE!!

Sigh....highlight of the day.

Ok here's The Call of the Day.

Me: Good afternoon, XX XXXXXX
Caller: Hi, can i speak to XXXXXX please?
Me: I'm sorry but she is unavailable at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?
Caller: Call from Jo from XXX
-click-
Me: (wtf?!)

First of all, i couldnt even identify whether the caller was male or female.
Secondly, Jo could be Joseph, Josephine, Johan, Johumalele for all i care.
Thirdly, XXX happens to be a big MNC. Freaking thousands of possible Jos la dei.

Thank God it's Friday.

First entry for me, clap clap!

My best friend and i have this sick hobby of surfing friendster and laughing at other people's pic....yea i know we are so mean, but what the heck la, it's purely for fun....we'd look at friends, friend's friend, or even at unknown people...all in the name of entertainment...our favourite "catches" would be those ahlians who try to look cute but failing miserably...good God....u know those kind where they would look up into the camera(camera angled above them) with wide, innocent eyes (konon, bluek!) and try to look demure.....walaueh....OR....those with studio snapshots... i mean, ive nothing against pictures taken in studios, as long as they're for important occasions (weddings, convo etc).

Here's an example of a personal description of one of the ahlians that really got to me.

About Me:I'm a girl, who I am, xxx (her name)
I'm a girl, who smiles, every now & then, everywhere:).
I'm a girl, who laughs, when u able to tells a little joke :>.
I'm a girl, who sweets, when I am with my darling.
I'm a girl, who cries, when I couldn't stand anymore :'(.
I'm a girl, who shouts, when there are stresses all over me :O.

Ya Illah! what the heck is a girl who Sweets?

Here's another one:

About Me:hi.....everyone i am (her name) so 15 (this year) ..............frOm (some state in Malaysia) 155cm47kgme ~~~ ' friendly ,kind , good 'good luck for everyone Yeh!!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------if u pretty o not~~~~~~~~~~~~me oso nvr mind 1!!!hey, guy!!come on faster add me!!don forget add me 0o

Who I Want to Meet:so u wan 2 b3 my fr3n pls add m3 ICQ~(xxxxxxx)MSN~(mail to: xxxx
i will waitng ..............4 u and i very happy to...............c u


I swear, except for those bits where i had to omit/edit to protect their identity, everything else is unchanged!

Im so mean im going to hell.